I Am the Large Bladder of the Law



I’m not really worried about actual psychopaths so much as I”m worried about people trying to act like psychopaths 

because psychopaths have really fuckin weird brains that work differently from most peoples’ and trying to make your brain work like that is a really bad idea 

southern-beef:

This is so beautiful. I’ve always wanted to learn sign.

southern-beef:

This is so beautiful. I’ve always wanted to learn sign.

promo4homo:

still my favorite post

lonelywhiteasian:

no really i’m funny i swear please stay

Haley’s gonna be here soon!

drunktrophywife:

if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

image“LIFE IS ONE BIG ADVENTURE!”

the gliding spider is so cute though

it’s got two legs that are up in the air all the time (probably for gliding stabalization or smth) 

and it just makes it look excited about everything all the time it’s so precious 

like

image“YOU GO DUDE YOU WIN THAT RACE”

image“YOU DID IT! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!”

Also there is a type of spider called the Gliding Spider 

nowhere is safe 

(it’s rly pretty look it up if you don’t hate spiders)